http://bbs.hupu.com/9727652.html[世界杯传声筒]DAY2：章鱼也猜不中荷兰大胜|追授澳大利亚2010世界杯冠军 由 绿白娃娃 发表在虎扑足球·国家队-世界杯
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on: 荷兰5-1西班牙
[–]【The Netherlands】Nhof 694 分/分 11 hours ago
I have no idea of what I just witnessed , but I'm happy.
本jr脑子都空白了，现在只知道傻乐。
[–]【The Netherlands】Zyvron 269 分/分 11 hours ago
Nobody in the Netherlands thought that we would beat Spain, but we did. God fucking damn, I'm speechless.
国内都没人看好我们能赢，但我们做到了！我勒个大去，哥说都不会话了
[–]【Argentina】kakalax 633 分/分 11 hours ago
What octopus, turtle, squid, shrimp or prawn would have predicted that!!
那些什么章鱼乌龟乌贼大虾小虾都站出来！你们谁能猜中这比分？啊？
[–]【United States】Matador09 711 分/分 11 hours ago
PAUL WOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!
保罗的在天之灵表示不服!!!
[–]【France】sitedenich 629 分/分 10 hours ago
Casillas was totally lost this game. And the central defense was no better.
卡西的魂都丢了，那俩中卫也必须背锅。
[–]【Arsenal】skymallow 255 分/分 9 hours ago
He was hung out to dry by the defence for the first Van Persie and Robben goals. After that he was a broken man.
范佩西和罗本各自进的第一球，卡西就是被后防天团坑死的，接下来他完全被打傻了。
[–]【Arsenal】miaaaa 1010 分/分 10 hours ago*
Spain conceded 2 goals in the 2010 World Cup. They've conceded 5 goals in 36 minutes in 2014.
板鸭上届世界杯总共丢了俩，这次36分钟丢5个，什么水平
[–]【England】Mc-Diablo 862 分/分 10 hours ago
That was the biggest defeat suffered by a reigning champion in the history of the World Cup.
世界杯史上卫冕冠军最大失利的水平
[–]【France】Azdormu 231 分/分 10 hours ago
I feel better about 2002 right now. Thanks Spain
感谢板鸭，让我等法蜜看淡了2002年的悲剧。
[–]andysparcs 81 分/分 10 hours ago
Spain is all about record breaking..
西班牙，专注破纪录二十年。
[–]【San Marino】Sean88888 299 分/分 8 hours ago
How fast was Robben eh. Outran the entire Spanish team for his 2nd goal. Can't believe he's 53.
那个罗老汉跑的真快！第二球可是谁也追不上啊。真不敢相信他都53岁了。
[–]【AC Milan】Fhuwu 37 分/分 8 hours ago
You know speaking of age... del Bosque is the same age as Van Gaal... he looks ten years older.
博斯克跟范加尔同年，看起来老了十岁，可否一战？
[–]【Germany】UncleWittgenstein 342 分/分 9 hours ago
Robben is the original Gareth Bale
罗本是贝尔的祖师爷
[–]【The Netherlands】iamsodaft 396 分/分 8 hours ago
Bale merely adopted cutting to his left. Robben was born cutting to his left, molded by it.
贝尔右路内切左脚打门只不过是偷师了几招，罗本就是为这个而生的！
[–]【United States】Prevailence 57 分/分 8 hours ago
I haven't seen a Spanish dynasty get owned that hard by the Dutch since the 80 years war.
回顾人类历史，自八十年战争以来，西班牙王朝首次被荷兰人打得如此狼狈。
[–]【United States】apawst8 221 分/分 9 hours ago
The match summarized in one pic.
一图流
[–]【Fulham】MishaDjent 33 分/分 10 hours ago
That smile...
对不起让您贱笑了
[–]【United States】nautical_fashion 826 分/分 9 hours ago
I fucking love the world cup, great match from a neutral stand point.
爱死世界杯了，中立球迷看得爽歪歪。
[–]【Spain】raxxstar 793 分/分 9 hours ago
NOT REALLY NEUTRAL THO
中立球迷？你丫敢再说一遍？
[–]【Romania】rasmod 528 分/分 9 hours ago
True that, nothing personal but we're all tired of Spain hogging all the trophies
确实，虽然没啥恩怨，但奖杯都被西班牙拱了实在是没意思。
[–]【United States】Practice4Me 409 分/分 9 hours ago
At least Spain won possession...
至少人家西班牙控球率高啊！
[–]【Knoxville Force】WolfBro420 332 分/分 9 hours ago
5-1 doesn't tell the full story
这场面，5-1都嫌少。
[–]【Chelsea】aakksshhaayy 186 分/分 9 hours ago
Holland could have easily had a couple more. And people can argue there shouldn't have even been a penalty.
荷兰分分钟还能再进俩，再说了那个点球还有人质疑呢。
[–]【The Netherlands】Bokitoman 80 分/分 8 hours ago
No need to argue, it was clearly not a penalty
根本没得洗，绝壁不是点球。
[–]【Argentina】AlkanKorsakov 748 分/分 9 hours ago
I need to revise my prediction;
Netherlands
Chile
Australia
the other team
来来，哥给预测下B组排名
1.荷兰 2.智利 3.澳大利亚 4.其他
[–]【Borussia Dortmund】igiarmpr 691 分/分 9 hours ago
considering Australia has never lost to Spain
哥们一定是听说了澳大利亚对西班牙保持不败纪录。
[–]【The Netherlands】ItzOptimus 32 分/分 9 hours ago
I've been told they also have never lost to the Netherlands.
澳大利亚还从没输给我荷呢。
[–]【Liverpool】dezmodez 64 分/分 8 hours ago
Australia Group B winners: confirmed
澳大利亚这是要拿小组第一的节奏
[–]【Bayern München】likwitsnake 423 分/分 9 hours ago
[–]【Chelsea】strifeblood 105 分/分 9 hours ago
But Robin van Persie is actually a Robin
难道不是真-罗宾侠-范佩西？
[–]【Arsenal】ubergooner 27 分/分 9 hours ago
How can Robin be Robin if Robben is Robin?
你让罗本侠情何以堪？
[–]【Germany】sortano 335 分/分 9 hours ago*
I still remember the despair in the voice of the commentator.
那个解说员已经生无可恋了。
翻墙戳
[–]【England】Mr_Penguin93 136 分/分 9 hours ago
Why Heskey was brought on will be remembered in hundreds of years as one of this planets greatest mysteries.
赫斯基的上场是千古之谜。
[–]【Botswana Meat Commission】Blubbey 121 分/分 9 hours ago
"What is the meaning of life?"
"What happens after we die?"
"Why was brought on Heskey against Germany in 2010?"
“人生究竟有何意义？”
“我们死后会怎样？”
“2010年对阵德国为何派赫斯基上场？”
[–]【United States】RunningFerDauyz 52 分/分 9 hours ago
The tears coming from English fans would've ended droughts
悲伤逆流成河，英蜜泪流满面求别说。
[–]【Chelsea】ThatsThePar 146 分/分 9 hours ago
torres gets goals.. occasionally.. against tahiti
谁说托宝不能进球了？忘了怎么虐塔希提的？
[–]【Ajax】montaron87td 59 分/分 9 hours ago
Or when you're 2 goals ahead.
或者两球领先来个锦上添花。
[–]【FC Porto】Ritzen 125 分/分 9 hours ago
Was anyone really surprised when he missed that goal?
还有哪位小伙伴被托宝的miss惊呆了的？
[–]【England】PoofyHairedIdiot 132 分/分 9 hours ago
I was. A little bit. It was a more spectacular miss than the one he's famous for.
是有点震惊啊，这球比他的单刀不进成名作还奇葩。
[–]bubbbu 408 分/分 10 hours ago
And they say players struggle to find their club form when playing for the national team!
难道你们不知道球员到了国家队都要努力保持在俱乐部的状态吗？
[–]【Colombia】Maverick9123 56 分/分 9 hours ago
Ouch. bravo.
擦，LS太机智了。
[–]【England】naryn 97 分/分 9 hours ago
Eh Costa obviously wasn't working for them, Torres actually looked more dangerous but didn't receive a whole lot of help
迭戈-科斯塔这是出工不出力啊，托雷斯看起来还靠谱点，但队友的支援没跟上
[–]【Arsenal】skymallow 60 分/分 9 hours ago
Costa looked like he was coming off since the first whistle.
科斯塔从一开始就跟大家完全不在一个点上。
[–]【Juventus】theultimatebr035 分/分 9 hours ago
This is better than the time I lost my virginity.
爽死了，比姐的初夜还爽
[–]Dcornelissen 12 分/分 7 hours ago
Both a bloodbath though
楼上是想表达血洗的意思么
[–]【Ajax】Sodapopa 28 分/分 9 hours ago
This has fucked up my entire pool AND I DONT EVEN CARE!
菠菜狗路过，又破产了，不过！那！都！不！是！事！
on: 智利3-1澳大利亚
[–]【England】collect_my_data 116 分/分 7 hours ago
15 goals in 4 games. Been a great World Cup so far.
4场15球，目前还很精彩嘛
[–]【Swansea City】nwankwukanu 74 分/分 7 hours ago
And half of the discussion in match threads is about diving
结果热线里一半都是喷跳水的
[–]【Portugal】omegaxLoL 66 分/分 7 hours ago
And the other half is conspiracy theories about X team buying the referees.
另一半是某某队买通裁判的阴谋论。
[–]【Germany】drewsufff 36 分/分 7 hours ago
It's ok, you can name the country. Everyone knows Chile bought referees to win this game
说的就是你，智利，这都能赢没买裁判才怪
[–]ImtheDr 8 分/分 4 hours ago
We couldn't afford to bought them. We only rented them for 20 minutes.
大人明鉴，我们买不起啊，能租个20分钟就不错了
[–]【LA Galaxy】toshtoshtosh 4 分/分 6 hours ago
Try going on any /r/nba thread about the draft. No matter who wins, it was rigged.
呵呵你们是没去湿乎乎看，谁赢了都是联盟操纵的。
[–]【Australia】Discretes 340 分/分 7 hours ago
Australia better than Spain confirmed.
我袋鼠比板鸭牛X，鉴定完毕
[–]【United States】Marcurial 200 分/分 7 hours ago
Australia retroactively named 2010 World Cup Champions
追授袋鼠“2010世界杯冠军”称号
[–]【Australia】mathewl832 60 分/分 7 hours ago
Well we've never lost to them so there's that.
当然啦，我们对板鸭从来没输过
[–]【Australia】jsoys 70 分/分 7 hours ago*
Furthermore, hypothetically we have beaten them.
Australia 2-1 Netherlands - Friendly 2008; Netherlands 5-1 Spain - WC, 2014
7-1?
Don't worry spain, we'll try to take it easy on you
岂止没输，来算笔账，我们明明战胜过板鸭的
2008友谊赛——澳大利亚2-1荷兰
2014世界杯——荷兰5-1西班牙
所以澳大利亚7-1西班牙
板鸭别怕，我会好好疼你的
on: 墨西哥1-0喀麦隆
[–]【FC Porto】Ritzen 78 分/分 13 hours ago
The officals wouldn't have made it out alive if Mexico had lost that match.
要是墨西哥被整输了裁判组一个也别想活。
[–]【Mexico】Frankocean2 52 分/分 13 hours ago
Brazilians and Mexicans making mayhem in the streets of Rio, Sao Paulo.. a mob so pissed that it should conquered the rest of Latin America and then..... The USA.
Luckily we won, so no harm done.
巴西人和墨西哥人在街头大打出手，仇恨之火烧遍拉丁美洲……然后波及美国……
还好我墨赢了，世界又恢复了和平！
[–]【Mexico】theeace 22 分/分 13 hours ago
I had my torch and pitchfork ready.
我的火把和八钉耙已经饥渴难耐了
[–]【Germany】Micoud 250 分/分 13 hours ago
Volker Finke confirmed as the main villain in the new Star Wars movie.
芬克这是要去星际剧组报名反派么
[–]【Barcelona】knowsalotofthings 81 分/分 13 hours ago
"What's the strategy, boss?"
"Kill. Everyone."
“老大，怎么办？”
“见一个砍死一个。”
[–]【United States】port0 28 分/分 13 hours ago
"Next match, I'm going to play a 4-4-2million"
下一场比赛我将采用442……万。
[–]【Liverpool】mequals1m1w 43 分/分 13 hours ago
New rule: El Tri needs to score 3 goals for 1 to count
这什么新规则？进三个算一个？
[–]【Portugal】franbatista123 103 分/分 13 hours ago
Deserved win by Mexico.
墨西哥不胜天理不容。
[–]【Mexico】Benjips 57 分/分 13 hours ago*
That match almost gave me a heart attack. I'm so fucking happy right now. We need at least one point against Croatia or Brazil to have a decent chance of qualifying. A win and we are in the next round guaranteed.
这比赛看得差点死过去，现在当然喜大普奔啦。我们得从克罗地亚或者巴西身上拿一分才比较可能出线，要是能拿三分那就稳了。
[–]【France】FreshlyCookdFish 67 分/分 13 hours ago
What a crowd. I went in cheering for Cameroon and came out cheering for Mexico.
老墨的助威团啊，我明明去给喀麦隆加油的，出来就变成墨西哥球迷了。
[–]【Mexico】MLBM100 27 分/分 13 hours ago
Reading this actually made me smile.
微微一笑深藏功与名
[–]【Portugal】PussyAssNigga 146 分/分 13 hours ago
Good: Mexico
Bad: Cameroon (like pretty bad really)
Awful: Assistant referee
Congrats to all the Mexicans out there
墨西哥干得漂亮
喀麦隆简直不能更烂
边裁SB
祝贺所有墨迷
[–]【Argentina】melikeybacon 36 分/分 13 hours ago
Cameroon looked terrible. No midfield whatsoever.
喀麦隆这什么玩意儿，中场都死绝了？
[–]【New York Cosmos】albertov05 28 分/分 13 hours ago
Cameroon has a good midfield on paper. Enoh, Song, and Mbia are solid. It's really a matter of tactics. They were outnumbered by Mexico in the midfield though. The coaching by Cameroon was terrible. They should've been pressing Mexico all game.
喀麦隆纸面上还是有几个兽腰的，埃诺、宋还有姆比亚都是黑又硬。这战术有问题，中场全被墨西哥人占了，教练瞎指挥，让你们不持续压迫对手，傻了吧。
