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Senderos: "I Can See a Rai--- ARGH!"...
Swiss defender Phil Senderos is having open eye surgery on his eye following an incident where he was partially blinded by a rainbow. The pesky hallucionatory weather phenomena was apparent when some rain mixed with some sunbeams across the London skyline, and being an innocent Swiss, Phil wasn't aware of such a freak of nature.
The red, yellow, pink, green, orange and purple and the other ones properties mean that anyone looking right into its colourful heart could end up with retina damage, and thats whats gorn and happened to Phil. The Arsenal Doctor said: "The fugging rainbow's come across all semi-circ-liar and got Phil right up his peepers, he's been under the knife for close to an hour, and things are going right well and that..." Phil made a full recovery and is back making a recovery for his other injuries now.